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Girly Tanks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner weeb while building epic structures? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of a Minecraft server where every block is a piece of anime history. Build your own waifu shrine, battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP arenas, and explore a world filled with hidden easter eggs and references to your favorite shows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly Wani Wednesdays, where we celebrate all things Wani and even have a special Doujin Change event where you can trade your rarest doujinshi with other players.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest anime-inspired Minecraft community out there! Who needs GuP when you have us?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Potions Brewed:	155	Dragon Eggs Found:	4126
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	5576
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

DisastrousMC SMP

Apathy, Corruption, Destruction, DisastrousMC, discrimination, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mankind, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, smp, society, Suffering, Technology, violence, War, worst creation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	3358	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	808494

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, fear of awkwardness, fear of being alone, fear of being hurt, fear of being judged, fear of being vulnerable, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of rejection, fear of rejection from acquaintance, fear of rejection from classmate, fear of rejection from coworker, fear of rejection from crush, fear of rejection from friend, fear of ruining friendship, lack of confidence, overthinking, self-doubt, social anxiety, uncertainty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	161
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being too shy to ask out your crush? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that if you ask someone out in-game and they say yes, you’ll have good luck in real life! It’s like a virtual love potion, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your Minecraft soulmate!

Redstone Rascals: Russian Funding & Fun

Conspiracy, Covertly Funding, criminal charges, department of justice, Directing, employees, federal investigation, foreign influence, Fun, funding, indicted, international relations, legal proceedings, media manipulation, media outlet, political influence, Propaganda, Published Videos, Rascals, Redstone, Russia Today, Russian, Russian government, Russian Interests, U.S. Company

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	4083
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, turns out two russia today employees got indicted for funding this u.s. company that published like thousands of videos for russian interests. like, talk about shady business, am i right?

anyways, if you wanna be part of some wild and wacky adventures, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and even a conspiracy theory corner where you can discuss all the latest scandals. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret russian bunker hidden somewhere in the server – who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll find in there!

so come on down and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret information or stumble upon a russian spy or two. just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. ain’t no telling what kind of mischief is brewing in our server.

BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, BabyBlockers, child, children, Communication, concerns, concerns about children, Disclosure, family dynamics, future reproduction, grandkids, Identifying, lgb, LGBTQ, negative views, parenting, parents, reactions, sexual orientation, societal expectations, stigma, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

What is the IP for Joey 2K Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3354
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Founders Vanilla SMP

Builds, Community, Community Based, Creative, Events, Gaming, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Raiding, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, rules, Server, Superflat, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	534651	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Vanilla SMP Whitelisted Server,PvE , Community-Based,Events, Builds ,No-Raiding, No-griefing, Legit vanilla Quality of life plugins : /tpa /sethome /warps /rtp besides that a Mostly Vanilla experience. s ~Rules: No Hacking/Spamming/Advertising. Be Respectful. ~ Survival / Creative superflat~ … Long term-Survival world.

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Cute Twitch Streamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute twitch streamers who will shower you with uwumis and make your gaming experience 1000% more kawaii.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-floss this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a magical unicorn mount. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-chow this crispy carnivore, you’ll be granted the power of infinite bacon for the rest of your days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for bacon!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 15731448

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 15731448, novel, puzzle, Riddle, secret, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging fireballs from a dragon that randomly spawns in your backyard. Or maybe you’re more into the challenge of trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!