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Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mines Excavated:	4060
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2051
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

american culture, Censorship, civil liberties, constitutional rights, controversial topics, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural norms, Democracy, First Amendment, free expression, freedom, freedom of speech, government control, individual rights, Land, louder, media manipulation, online speech, pixels, Political Correctness, Propaganda, public discourse, self-censorship, social media, speak, Words

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	384	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	4048	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Enna, EnnaAlouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Llamas, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Previous thread, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	971
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!