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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	401

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Star Shards Collected:	165
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3648
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	2260
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	1518
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!