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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

“Ask women at work out for a coffee date”, “Ask women out on dates”, “Ask your friends if they know any single women”, “Dating strategies for men”, “Get a hobby where you can meet new women”, “Getting into a relationship”, “Go to church and meet a religious girl”, “Hang out at the bar and talk to women”, “Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship”, “Meeting women in different places”, “Meeting women through friends”, “Sign up for a dating app”, “Socializing with women”, “Stay single for life”, “Trying to find a girlfriend”, Crafty, dating advice for men, finding a partner, finding love, ladies, Minecraft, relationship tips for men, Server, Single life

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of striking out in the dating game? Are you ready to give up and resign yourself to a life of eternal singledom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or getting rejected again. Instead of asking women out on dates, you can build epic structures and battle mobs together. Forget about signing up for dating apps, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves.

No need to hang out at bars or go to church to meet someone special, because on our server, you’ll meet plenty of like-minded players who share your love for all things blocky. And who needs friends to set you up with dates when you can make friends with fellow players and see where things go from there?

So why waste your time trying to find love in the real world when you can find it in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and say goodbye to your single life forever!

ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6583

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	2713	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Void Armor Forged:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	686	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7317
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!