🔥Hazen SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hazen SMP

Applications, BUILD, COORDS, Cross-Play, Discord, Game, Hazen SMP, Intended, Minecraft, Permanent, Players, Reset, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	6545
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2632	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Applications are open within the Hazen Discord. When is next Season? We do not plan to ever reset the world, there is no “next season”. Our goal is to create an permanent world for great players to build together. There are no coords, as we try to play the game as intended.

134.41.162.22

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5009	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	5097

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	9195	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!