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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7574 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.
