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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9171 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.
also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!
oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!
