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HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	2461	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2063
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	188961	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2873	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4310
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!