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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Votes:	8458	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	1599	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	335	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!