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GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	6554	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	67
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!