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Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	166
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

autist, balance mod, communion fatigue calculator, debug mod, documentation, domg, Domination, Dominions General, Fan art, FANTASY, Fonts, MincraftKweenz, mod inspector, multiplayer, pastebin, pretender calculator, Server, steamgroup, strategy, Tools, turn based, Ultimate, war game, Wiki, YASSS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ores Mined:	7371	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

Adventures, Allowed, blocky, Boundaries, CreepCraft, creepy behavior, female empowerment, fembots, fending off, following, girlpower, home, intimidation, job stalking, MinecraftMadness, neet lifestyle, personal security, Quitting, Safety, self defense, Server, STALKING, stalking prevention, strangers, suspicious questions, unwanted attention, weight, workplace harassment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	169
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

anticipation, Cactus, character arc, Character development, Cliffhanger, Crafty, Kamiki, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, Mystery, next chapter, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, speculation, Storyline, storytelling, Suspense

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	7055
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

Accountability, appeal process, Disqualification, ethical behavior, final test, government accountability, Honesty, Incorrect, Integrity, Minecraft, monitoring finances, monitoring phone logs, monthly lie detector tests, Needed, Politically, probationary period, public leadership, public office, public service, public trust, qualifications, screening process, Server, swearing to uphold constitution, transparency, trendy, VoteCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2968	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	802	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2276	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.