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HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Frosty Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	5570
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	51051
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an action movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with laser beams! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and flying pig armies. Who will come out victorious? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping action of our Minecraft SMP!

The lock

Adventure, Bedwars, compete, crops, Custom Features, custom fishing, Economy, Enchantments, Endless fun, Explore, Kingdoms, Lukki Wars, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Nameplates, PvE, PvP, Seasons, Server, Survival, Thrive

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Farms Harvested:	555	Players Killed by Monsters:	6399
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Lukki, where survival meets adventure! Experience realistic seasons, custom fishing, crops, enchantments, and nameplates. Level up with MCMMO, battle leveled mobs in a non-PvP world, or join epic Lukki Wars with up to 16 players! Kingdoms vs Kingdoms and mini-games are coming soon. Explore, compete, and thrive in a world full of custom features and endless fun!

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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	858

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6184	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4368
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	145877
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!