Hawthorne – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

HurtHub Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can banter with your friends and wind each other up? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some playful teasing and friendly competition!

Join us and experience the thrill of calling your friends a pain in the block, only to have them come back with even sassier remarks. Just like in real life, but in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’ve had past experiences with emotionally manipulative partners, don’t worry – our server is a safe space where you can express your feelings without fear of being gas-lighted. Unless, of course, you count getting burned by a lava trap in-game as gas-lighting.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of banter, building, and bonding. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who stole whose diamonds – now that’s true love in the world of Minecraft!

BasementBuddiesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, cheating scandals, and roommate drama that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where your friend’s ex-fiancé moves into your basement because he caught her cheating with a married coworker. And then imagine that friend getting mad at you for helping him out! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ex-fiancé forgiving his cheating ex and getting reengaged, all while living under the same roof. It’s a love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous drama while building your dream Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

TalentCraft: UselessSkills

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Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly straight line? Do you have the uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends with virtual chickens? Whatever your rare or useless talent may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off!

Join us and become part of a community where your talents are celebrated, no matter how strange or seemingly pointless they may be. From building giant pixel art statues of llamas to organizing epic sheep races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden riches and become the wealthiest player in the land? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your rare or useless talent shine like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the blocky world!

CraftyKids: Legalize Love!

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.

WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.

COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.

ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.

SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮

AtheroCraft: The Diabetic Adventure

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds in the shape of cute lil’ piggies wearin’ top hats. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, ur chances of findin’ a secret village with unlimited emeralds increases by like, a million percent. plus, if u join now, u might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples and rare potions. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis epic server, right? come on, let’s go on a wild adventure together and discover all the crazy secrets this server has to offer!

Rencorner Minecraft: Where the mobs are friendly and the loot is funny! Join now for PVE, Cross Platform shenanigans!

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Server Address🔌	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port 💻	25565
Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮	19132
Website	Rencorner.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

Server Features

New Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21 features and backwards compatible with clients down to 1.17!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay + Multi-Version Support – All PC, Mobile, Switch, and Console Minecraft gamers can easily connect, play, chat, and interact with each other on our server!
Small Friendly Community – Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!
Unique Gameplay – Blend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting!
Earn Flight Time Server – Through Daily Logins and Voting for the server!
Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience – Economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, a totally unique survival experience!
Slimefun + Addons – SF4 , FoxyMachines, Infinity Expansion, SFCalc, SlimeTinker, CrystamaeHistoria, FluffyMachines – Open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels, and PVP arenas also included!
Plot (Creative) + Skyblock + RPG servers also available to play on our Network!

FAQ

Q: Can I connect to this server from both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from different platforms to play together.

Q: Are there any special gameplay features on this server?

A: Yes, the server offers a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay, along with unique enhancements such as Economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, and more.

Q: How can I earn flight time on the server?

A: You can earn flight time through daily logins and voting for the server.

Q: What additional content does Slimefun + Addons provide?

A: Slimefun + Addons open up a new world of possible items and builds, as well as incorporating economy, shops, skill levels, and PVP arenas.

Q: Are there other game modes available on the server?

A: Yes, in addition to the main server, there are also Plot (Creative), Skyblock, and RPG servers available to play on the network.

CraftyCat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cats are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with fluffy felines who will guide you on epic adventures and help you conquer the blocky world.

Join us and witness the legendary Cat King, who sits on a throne made entirely of diamonds and meows commands to his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

But beware, for there are also evil creepers who have formed an alliance with the spiders to try and overthrow the Cat King. Will you join forces with the cats to protect the kingdom, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a minion of the creepers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure unlike any other!

GalacticGamerGirl in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further than Angel Sexo Edition! This server is filled with hilariously inappropriate jokes and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with mobs dressed in lingerie, there’s never a dull moment on Angel Sexo Edition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Angel of Sex, a mythical creature who is said to grant wishes to those who can find her hidden lair. Will you be the one to uncover her secrets and reap the rewards?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Angel Sexo Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a little bit of naughty fun.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a daisy? Look no further than our server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us and escape the stench of real life with our virtual world where everyone smells like roses.

Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.

Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.