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Crafty AF Land

#AdelaideOval, #ENGIEStadium, #MarvelStadium, #OptusStadium, Adelaide, AFL, brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, Crafty, Dockers, Eagles, Essendon, football, gabba, GWs, hawthorn, Land, Lions, mcg, Melbourne, north, perth, PORT, Richmond, Saints, scg, sports, Swans, Sydney, Western

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	570
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Swans vs Carlton game? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Join now and experience the thrill of battling it out like Collingwood vs Adelaide at the MCG!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it’s like GWS vs Western at ENGIE Stadium on steroids! And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we’ve got Saints vs Dockers at Marvel Stadium, where anything goes!

And if you’re still not convinced, how about Lions vs Richmond at the Gabba? It’s a showdown of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of Essendon vs North at Marvel Stadium, where the stakes are higher than ever!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Port vs Hawthorn at Adelaide Oval, where the competition is fierce and the battles are legendary! And if you’re up for a challenge, don’t miss Eagles vs Melbourne at Optus Stadium in Perth, where the action is non-stop and the excitement never ends!

So come on, join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of the ultimate showdowns that will leave you breathless and begging for more! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	568
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6680
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	454	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	192
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1288	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crops Grown:	9608
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	237
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!