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Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

Alt1, boss portals, Chaos, cooking skill, Crafting, creeper, Draynor, Easter, game jam, Gaming, Gender neutral titles, Herbs, Housing of Parliament., jagex, level up jingles, mashup, meets, Minecraft, moneymaking, necromancy, patches, Returning Players, Revolution bars, RSG, runescape, Seeds, Shooting Star, Spring event, Ultimate, Yanille

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

depression, emotional detachment, emotional well being, GIT, GUD, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, Rich, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-fulfillment, Server, Weakness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crops Grown:	5196
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Votes:	3441	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9102
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, attractive, beauty, BOOTY, comedy, CREEPERS, Drool, Empowering, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese, long trail, Manga, one piece, Piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Popular, rule, Sexiest, SHONEN, Strong Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	976699	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Votes:	3618	Endless Night Skies:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, Legends, lig, McCraftface, net fans, Noobs, OC material, Oshi, Pros, Shill, Space Cat Edition, Stream, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

Alabama, America, BIRMINGHAM, Cities, Creeperville, crime, Explanation, governor, Louisiana, memphis, Mississippi, Missouri, mobs, New Orleans, POL, Politics, red states, Republican states, Safer, soft on crime, St.Louis, state legislature, tennessee, Top, TOP 5, violence, violent

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	195	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Adversity, anger, Community Resources, CREEPERS, difficult situation, evicted, Eviction, EvictionCraft, financial hardship, Frustration, Homeless, Housing, housing assistance, housing crisis, injustice, instability, Options, Report, stress, Struggling, support needed, uncertainty, unfair treatment, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	90

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!