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HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!

not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.

our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5544	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	1280
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8821	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Enchantments Applied:	220	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4450	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!