Hawaii MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

travel, Bangkok, DOCTORS, Tokyo raw sushi, destinations

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing infesting your brain will be the urge to play all day and night! we promise no parasitic worms, just fun and games!

this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!

we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

Hawaii, Hawaiian Shirt Fridays, dress code, HAWAIIAN, office dress code

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!

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SunscreenSprint

Beach, Controlling, refusing, ANNOYED, sunscreen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

Spring Break, family vacation, trip, Woken Up, Birthday

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

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Lava Blast Fun Land

blast, Hawaii, explosive reactions, experimental verification, pseudocraters

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ROOTLESS CONES like in iceland, hawaii, and MARS!! lava and water make EXPLOSIVE reactions just like when you eat too many beans and then try to light a match. our self-organization process is so lit, it’s like watching a toddler try to build a sandcastle. come see the spatial distribution and edifice size of our rootless cones, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a good way. join now for a wild ride that’s out of this world!

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LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

Garland, Visitors, welcome, Destination, tradition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

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BikiniCraft: No Swimsuit Shopping Required!

Hawaii, modest, one piece swimsuit, coverage, Bikini

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever virtual bikini you want without getting judged by your mother-in-law! Join us for a tropical adventure like no other, where you can build sand castles with your virtual nieces and nephews without anyone telling you what to wear.

Our server is filled with fun and friendly players who appreciate a good bikini moment, so come on in and show off your pixelated beach body with pride. And if anyone tries to tell you to cover up, just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist – problem solved!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your bikini flag fly high! Just remember, in this virtual world, the only thing that matters is having fun and looking fabulous while doing it. See you on the beach!

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Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

winter wonderland, Miser, Christmas traditions, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

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What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

ncaa football 25 rebuild, college football 25 rebuild, bordeaux, cfb 25, college football 25 gameplay

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine industry, historic architecture, and vibrant culture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is located along the Garonne River. Bordeaux is famous for its numerous vineyards and is considered one of the world’s top wine regions. The city is also home to stunning 18th-century buildings, a lively food scene, and a thriving arts and music community. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination for wine enthusiasts, history buffs, and those looking to experience the beauty of French culture.

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HousePartyMinecraftSMP

ut, Stillwater, Hawaii, colorado, ann arbor

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

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