first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
But hey, if you wanna escape all that real-life craziness, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing opera. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
So, why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than those Russian helicopters. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.
Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.
Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!
With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV |
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Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!
TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!
TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.
If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on? | TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft. |
| What plugins does TownThrive use? | TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft. |
| Are there rules on TownThrive? | TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes. |
| How many players are typically on TownThrive? | The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players. |
| What is the server uptime and TPS? | TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping. |
| How can I join TownThrive? | Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing! |
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