first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
But hey, if you wanna escape all that real-life craziness, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing opera. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
So, why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than those Russian helicopters. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.
Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.
Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!
With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV |
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Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!
TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!
TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.
If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on? | TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft. |
| What plugins does TownThrive use? | TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft. |
| Are there rules on TownThrive? | TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes. |
| How many players are typically on TownThrive? | The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players. |
| What is the server uptime and TPS? | TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping. |
| How can I join TownThrive? | Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing! |
IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!
As a server, we try to fill a void in the Minecraft server space, it is an open world vanilla server that is also not anarchy, think Hermitcraft but the players are less famous. The server and discord are community focused so its very easy to find friends, basemates and socialise with the other players. We have no majorly gameplay-altering plugins, including teleportation, playerhomes, no skills system, and no out of game economy. We also do not allow Staff members to abuse their power and spawn in OP items. They should be just like normal players when not doing staff work. We are open to technical players and allows any vanilla farm to be built in any size a player desires. It allows you to build huge mob farms and efficient iron farms to your pleasure. We are 100% Minecraft EULA complaint and have no pay to win features. While we do have a patreon with many great perks, subscribing to it will not put you at an advantage over other players.
jamsmpworld1.minecraft.best
Viodium Networks brings and is going to bring a plethora of gamemodes, events, and fun to the players playing! We currently offer a survival server for now, and will expand in the future with skyblock to start!
192.99.20.141
“Welcome to Krytonian, a realm of endless possibilities where your dreams take flight! Immerse yourself in the captivating worlds of Skyblock and Survival, where you’ll embark on epic adventures, conquer daunting challenges, and forge unbreakable bonds with fellow adventurers. In Skyblock, let your imagination soar as you build towering islands suspended in the sky. In Survival, test your mettle against the untamed wilderness, where danger lurks at every turn. Our vibrant and welcoming community awaits, ready to share in the excitement and camaraderie. Join us now and become a legend in Krytonian!”
play.krytonian.site
this is a server with no plugins or mods or texture i don’t know what else to put here the server it’s normal minecraft ok what else do you want me to put here
144.126.153.65:26445
Medieval MMC1 Fabric survival minecraft. An SMP with a leveling system and mods. A welcoming community and friendly staff. Server is looking for staff and active players who may get rewarded for play time.
91.208.92.45:25631
PinkCraft is a minecraft survival server with cool features like bosses, quests, gambling, level up system, unlockable enderchest layers and more! Join our discord for more information: https://discord.gg/2R9yah582A
pinkcraft.net:29402
The 8A SMP is a Survival Multiplayer Server, for public access. This server contains Land Claiming and other plugins that add to the Vanilla Survival Experience. No Microtransactions or Donator items are planned to be within this server.
8a.mc.gg
Server focused on player based economy,RPG elements, cooperation, hard survival and DISASTERS! Still performing under construction, so we are open to suggestions. Later discord link will be added.
51.195.189.4:25708
Chaos MC is a server with many addons! We have custom enchantments by using /enchanter and we also have simpler plugins like /tpa, /home & /shop. We do have whitelist enabled so you do need to join our discord server, the invite link is “https://discord.gg/eXEx4kFft7”!
ChaosMC.shockbyte.games
SirensCraft is a Vanilla Factions server with plugins such as Ultimate Factionsv2, MCMMO, Auction House, Shop, CrazyCrates, and many more!
We strive to be an SMP style server with a nice community built spawn! We are looking to be one of the best and inclusive servers!
Content creators are more than welcome and wanted to join!
198.244.216.245