first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
But hey, if you wanna escape all that real-life craziness, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing opera. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
So, why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than those Russian helicopters. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.
Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.
Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!
With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV |
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Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!
TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!
TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.
If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on? | TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft. |
| What plugins does TownThrive use? | TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft. |
| Are there rules on TownThrive? | TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes. |
| How many players are typically on TownThrive? | The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players. |
| What is the server uptime and TPS? | TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping. |
| How can I join TownThrive? | Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing! |
IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!
the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:
Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!
Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!
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| Server Name | Nation-States |
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| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Version | 1.20 |
| Map Size | 4k by 4k |
| Claiming System | Towny |
Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.
Come join us in Nation-States: Discord
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the map size of Nation-States? | The map is approximately 4k by 4k. |
| What claiming system does the server use? | Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system. |
| Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States? | While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.
And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.
Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.
Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).
Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.
Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!
On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!