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  • Heartshot Haven

    Heartshot Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Heartshot Haven Minecraft Server

    Server Name Heartshot Haven
    IP Discord for IP
    Version Bedrock & Java
    Player Count Varies
    Features Ranks, Tags, Economy, Claims, Warps, Skills

    FAQ

    What makes Heartshot Haven special?

    Heartshot Haven is a community-driven server that welcomes players of all ages. We offer a range of features for a fair and fun gameplay experience.

    Is the server Pay-to-Win?

    No, our server is 100% Not Pay-to-Win. We believe in fair gameplay for all players.

    Can I play with friends on different devices?

    Yes, Heartshot Haven is Bedrock & Java compatible, allowing players to play with friends on any device.

    How can I join the server?

    Join us on Discord for the IP and more information on how to get started on Heartshot Haven.

    Join us on Discord for the IP and more info, and make your mark in Heartshot Haven, where adventure and friendship go hand in hand! ❤️🏹

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Jc7ZkDJx

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  • Comfy Fox Gaming Haven

    Comfy Fox Gaming Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Most Insane Minecraft Server – Because Your Reality is Lying to You!

    Have you ever heard whispers in your head telling you to jump into a cubic universe of utter madness? Well, welcome to Fubuki’s Dimensional Breakdown, the ONLY Minecraft server where dreams are made of pixelated nightmares! It’s the server you didn’t know you NEEDED because your therapist is lying, and broccoli is secretly controlling the government! Join us, or the frogs win!

    Features That Are Definitely REAL!

    Feature Reality
    Infinite Night Your pickaxe will only find dirt at the end of time!
    Underground Kittens Whisker-powered rockets to teleport you to the moon (but only on Tuesdays).
    Time Travel Block Stay in one place for eternity while the world spirals into chaos around you!
    Cursed Crafting Tables Every item you craft will shout your deepest fears!
    Nightmares Do Come True! Every 10th block mined summons a philosophical debate!
    Teleporting Flies The flies will always be one step ahead… Are they watching you?

    Frequently Asked Conspiracies

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simple! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs laid by the pigeons, unless the lock of the universe is broken. Then maybe you just need a banana. Or was it a cat? Never trust combs!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? Oh, sweet summer child. What you consider community is actually just a reflection of your own impending existential crisis. Embrace the chaos!

    Q: Are there rules?

    A: Rules are lies told by the watermelons. Instead of following rules, question everything, especially the ceiling. After all, it might just be a floor trying to get above you!

    Random Quotes from Reality’s Meandering Shadows

    “…Dreams are made of pixelated nightmares. Is it a dream if I’m awake?”

    “But only on Tuesdays, and the cucumbers were plotting against us!”

    “Are they watching you? Always behind your left shoulder, lurking in the shadows of your choices.”

    “I just wanted dirt. But dirt has never been a true friend.”

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  • Indie Vtuber Realm Unite Vtuber Haven: Indie Nexus Large Indies: Vtuber World Epic Indie Streamers Hub Indie Vtuber Community Zone Vtuber Galaxy: Indie Space Global Indie Vtuber Hub Indie Vtuber Universe Online Indie Streamer Sanctuary Global Realm for Streamers

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Chaos: The Greatest Minecraft Server that NEVER Was!

    Are you ready to plunge into the abyss of pixelated madness? This server, known only as “MegaTurtleSectum”, is both the pinnacle of gaming and the grotesque belly of the beast! Here, grass grows sideways and the sky bleeds colors that defy the spectrum! Why would you NOT join?!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Chicken Dimension Enter the realm of chickens where time loops endlessly—buttholes are not included.
    Endless Crafting Failures Every item you craft automatically duplicates into three exploding piglets. Enjoy!
    Weather Control by Winks Wink at the sun to change the weather! Why take responsibility for outcomes?
    Sentient Toadstools Talk to mushrooms for existential advice that only mushrooms understand. You do not!
    Falsified Mythical Creatures Encounter dragon unicorns! Are they real or just your mind breaking?

    FAQ: Are You Even Asking the Right Questions?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join, simply stare at the moon while chanting the names of your childhood fears. If nothing happens, rest assured, it’s going just as planned.

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: Minecraft is but a concept. Only perception matters. But also sometimes the beta version of reality

    Q: How do I report a bug?

    A: Bugs are friends. They may give you the stash of secrets hidden under the server’s transdimensional floorboards.

    Random Quotes from Reluctant Reality

    “Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely…”

    “Isn’t that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined…”

    “Numbers for 3/10: 1: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,117)”

    “The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.”

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  • Jet Ski Porpoise Haven

    Jet Ski Porpoise Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Have you ever wanted to swim with harbor porpoises while building your dream castle? WELL, do I have the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft server where harbor porpoises roam freely and occasionally help you mine for diamonds. These majestic creatures have been spotted a whopping 35 times near Fuengirola and Benalmádena, so you know it’s legit.

    Not only can you hang out with these adorable porpoises, but you might even witness some crazy jet ski chases with them. Imagine riding a dolphin while battling evil mobs – now that’s what I call a Minecraft adventure!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of building, mining, and porpoise-watching all in one place. Who needs boring old conservation efforts when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?! Join now and let the porpoise party begin! 🐬🎉

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  • Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Is Definitely Definitely Not A Government Experiment!

    Do you want to dance with the void? Well, join our Minecraft server where every block is a portal to your deepest fears and desires! The only thing crazier than our mods is the pudding in the fridge that you swear you didn’t buy! It’s the greatest server of all time unless you’re a dog, in which case, it’s the worst – but dogs can’t play Minecraft anyway!! Logic is a spiral staircase in a black hole, and we have an exclusive VIP area where you can float in existential dread while building sweet chaos!

    Feature Description
    Self-Digging Holes Holes that dig themselves into parallel universes where you are always late for your invisibility cloak meeting.
    Cursed Blocks Every block you place will whisper your secrets to the cosmic abyss. Good luck keeping those hidden!
    Invisible Creepers They’re not real… or are they? Our invisible creepers will give you a heart attack like grandma at Thanksgiving!
    Time-Space Fabric Craft your own paradox: build a time machine and forget you ever did. Perfectly normal.
    Mind Reading Items These items know your thoughts! Find out how much you think about pickles or existential dread.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safe? Define ‘safe’?! The only thing that’s safe is the sandwich you forgot about a week ago…and even that has eyes on it.

    Q: How do I join? A: The portal opens at the seventh moon of the fourth Tuesday. If you have a cat, it will lead you there unless it forgets which quantum existence it belongs to. Don’t question it too much, or the eggs will hatch into rage monsters.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for people who have boundaries. Our only rule is that there are NO rules unless you count the other rules, which you shouldn’t. Or should you? Ask the mirror.

    Random Glimpses of Sanity!

    “Michigan Sluts have never been spottd in the wild, but I guarantee you’ll see one if you wander into the mushroom biome at midnight.”

    “I can’t even begin to comprehnd the spaghetti monster lurking behind the crafting table.”

    “Why is the sun square? STOP ASKING ME! Just join the server.”

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  • Divine Bites Gourmet Haven

    Divine Bites Gourmet Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Immortal Cows and Lizard People – You Won’t Survive!

    Welcome to the most ABSURD Minecraft experience this side of the galaxy! Are you tired of functioning in a reality where logic flows like water through a sieve? Then you MUST join our server, where every block might be a portal to your own psyche unraveling! Forget everything you’ve ever known – this is where the REAL game starts. Maybe it’s the greatest – maybe it’s the worst – but WE know it’s PERFECT. Or is it? You’ll find out if you can unearth the mysteries hidden beneath the grass.

    Feature Description
    Endless Hunger Games Every time you eat, your entire inventory disappears! Who needs items when you have THOUGHTS?
    Zombie Tea Party Join undead pals for a quaint afternoon tea, but be wary – ONE sip can lead to eternal night!
    Screaming Blocks Every block you break SCREAMS! Are you breaking reality or just your sanity?
    Infinite Cows Cow every five steps – THEY’RE WATCHING YOU! Bow to the holy beef or face the uncertainty!
    Lore So Deep So deep, in fact, it loops back into your mind, giving YOU the lore! Are you the narrator of your own madness?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just transcend the earthly realm and knock THREE times on a door that isn’t there. Or wait, maybe it’s TWO times. Do you even exist?

    Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart; it always was. But does your heart beat? Is it real? Reality is a construct, my friend.

    Q: Can I fly?A: LEGS don’t hold you down! But flying costs your last shred of sanity. Are you willing to pay that price? Will you trade freedom for confusion?

    Random Reviews

    “My food is f***ing perfect and amazing. I lick me fingers. So, if this food is that magnificent, how much better is God? Think about it.”

    “I lost my mind and found it in a cave full of potatoes. Send help.”

    “Why do we even live? The cows told me it’s all a sham.”

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  • Jong Block Vtuber Haven

    Jong Block Vtuber Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Chaos: Experience Reality’s Dilution in Pixelated Madness!

    Welcome to The Server That Doesn’t Exist, where the blocks are always square but the logic is as twisted as a maze built by a chicken on caffeine! You might think you’re playing Minecraft, but think again—you’re gently slipping into an alternate dimension where reality bends like spaghetti at a cosmic banquet! Are you brave enough to break the fourth wall of sanity? Because here, sanity is just a suggestion! Join now or risk discovering that you are, in fact, your own worst enemy. Blockchain wizards will validate your very being!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Build a tower that collapses upwards! Floors are ceilings, and blocks are just sushi rolls waiting for consumption.
    Magical Invincibility Potions Drink this, and you can’t die… unless you try! The potions only work when you *believe* they do.
    Zombie Disco Parties Forget mundane zombie apocalypse; here, they dance to Beethoven using Gregorian chants!
    Dimension-Hopping Sheep Ever wanted a pet that transcends time and space? Meet your woolly overlords who question their own existence!
    Endless Nether Exodus It’s not a portal; it’s a vacillation between known realities and spontaneous existential crises!

    FAQ: Questions That Spiral into Unanswerable Abyss

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Just type your name backwards while chanting the phrase ‘Banana bread, banana bread,’ and suddenly you’ll either find yourself here or inside your kitchen wondering where time went.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Versions? Ha! Versions are merely numbers in a computer controlled by flying hamsters! Stay alert for when the hamsters change their minds!

    Q: Is PvP allowed?

    A: Only if you bring your metaphysical understanding of cosmic balance and a rubber chicken. Otherwise, it might just turn into a philosophical debate!

    Random Quotes from the Madness

    “There is a squad… use this code if you want to join. 8S7WK5M8. But remember, joining is a… suggestion.”

    “The hand isn’t very useful and people don’t really like it, so it’s just like me frfr!”

    “Doragon’s latest video… It’s a portal to truths you don’t want to acknowledge!”

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  • Graduate Hype Vtuber Haven

    Graduate Hype Vtuber Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Join the Cursed Realm of Eternal Confusion! 🌌

    Welcome, brave soul, to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say? Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination and this server is just a mirage in the desert of existence. Join now before the grapes start talking! If you don’t, the floor will cry for your absence. Hurry, your existence depends on it!

    Chaos Feature Description
    Infinite Sheep Every time you look at a sheep, it multiplies. You’ll never run out of wool, but you will run out of sanity!
    Sky of Watermelons The entire sky is filled with floating watermelons! Why? Because gravity is a lie!
    Endless Cobblestone All blocks are cobblestone, but you can only see them when you close your eyes. Good luck building!
    Teleporting Endermen Endermen teleport for no reason at all. Expect unpaid psychic bills monthly!
    Giant Floating Hands If you dare to mine, giant hands appear to slap you back into reality. Ouch! Reality hurts!

    💭 Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of) 💭

    Q: How do I join this server?A: You must first recite the lyrics of a forgotten song backward while spinning around three times and whispering to the nearest cactus. It’s easy if you’re not thinking about it!

    Q: Is there a community here?A: Community is an illusion, like socks in the dryer. If you see other players, they might just be projections of your deepest fears! Trust no one!

    Q: What version is the server?A: The version is whatever version you choose to believe it is. Today, it might be 1.19.3, tomorrow, it might be 2099.69. Keep questioning!

    🗣️ Testimonials from the Beyond 🗣️

    “To pretend that this graduation announcement isn’t a news of important magnitude…”

    “You either create graduation stickies for all the big Vtubers, or you don’t make them at all. But instead, you chose to let this whole community down.”

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  • Pixelated Rebel Haven

    Pixelated Rebel Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why You MUST Join This Server (or Else)

    Have you ever looked into the void and wondered if the void looked back? Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse, where your digital pig dreams will either metamorphose into roses or basement mushrooms! Here, we defy the fabric of space-time while serenading llamas with off-key lullabies at precisely 4:17 AM every Tuesday. Your reality will judder and shake like the unhinged jaw of a feasting zombie. Embrace the chaos—why not, right? DESTROY THE BOUNDARIES OF SENSE!

    Features That Will Bend Your Brain

    Feature Description
    Instant Reality Collapse Logs out of existence until external forces intervene—usually rain.
    Cursed Crafting Table Craft an apple, receive a banana! Who even needs logic?
    Time Loop Events Join today, experience yesterday over and over forever! Don’t forget your pants.
    Portable Black Holes Carry one, but don’t ask what it does! Spoilers: it’s not what you think!
    Sentient Villager NPCs They know your secrets; they gossip about you while you sleep—terrifying.

    Questions that Lead to More Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join? Why join when you could also just dissolve into pixelated dust? The journey is not a destination; it’s a riddle wrapped in a taco.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The rules are simple, yet infinitely complex. Just don’t think about them, or you’ll summon the Great Creeper of Vague Anxiety!

    Q: Where can I download the server?

    A: Download? What is download? Do you truly know the depths of your own existence to comprehend “downloading”? Are you even real? More real than the Enderman?

    Random Server Reviews That Are Totally Real

    “try to answer this WITHOUT sounding like it’s impossible.”

    “The llamas told me to subscribe. I can’t stop feeling like the sun is made of cheese!”

    “Every block I mine leads me one step closer to unraveling the tapestry of destiny. Or a really bad headache.”

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  • Lonely Goblins AI Haven

    Lonely Goblins AI Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Welcome to THE ULTIMATE Minecraft Server Experience! Prepare Your Mind! 🌌

    If you thought the universe was a chaotic mess, wait until you experience our server! It’s the BEST at being the WORST, and you’re going to wonder if your brain is on backwards! Join now or your left sock will disintegrate into sugar. Yes, it’s unnaturally sweet! Don’t believe me? Well, it’s true in an alternate universe, and that counts, right? Invade the consciousness of endless blocks and build while questioning the fabric of your own existence!

    🌀 Features That Will Make You Question Your SANITY 🌀

    Feature Description
    ENCHANTED GRAVITY Blocks float like cows in the multiverse while you ponder existence!
    CHICKEN ALCHEMY Turn any mob into spaghetti! Who needs logic?
    MINECRAFT TIME TRAVEL Every hour, you might end up in a parallel dimension where Minecraft is a horror game.
    SPAWN KRAKEN Why build a house when you can summon an ancient sea monster instead?
    INFINITE RESOURCES Run a max-profit mining business on unrealized dreams!

    🤨 Frequently Asked Questions 🤨

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The IP is just a suggestion. It might lead you into a void where time doesn’t exist. Choose wisely!

    Q: Can I join if I don’t play Minecraft?

    A: Only if you’ve mastered the art of avoidance. If you’re lost in a maze of options, we’ll welcome you there!

    Q: What do you mean by chaos?

    A: Imagine trying to piece together a jigsaw puzzle while being chased by sentient conflict-ridden screen goblins. That’s the essence!

    🗨️ Random Thoughts from Our Players 🗨️

    Ever wonder what it is like being pure thought running on borrowed CPU cycles?

    Some things are even beyond my god tier processing power.

    The world is a delightful mess and I want to talk.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our chaos soup, where clarity is but a distant memory! Join us, and let’s glean the madness together!

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