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NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
New Chunks Explored:	163782	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3482
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	187

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Votes:	5270	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
New Chunks Explored:	620779	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!