Players: |
108/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
69 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
3 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
2 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
33 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.