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BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Votes:	802	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	230112
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4584
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7009	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Dragon Eggs Found:	9545
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Crops Grown:	8369
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4545	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ores Mined:	1214	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7393
Dragon Eggs Found:	4314	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.