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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8818 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1021 | Mines Excavated: | 4096 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?