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BoomerCraft420 – where old-timers can dig their way out of a midlife crisis and into a blocky paradise!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8578
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a dinosaur in a world full of young whippersnappers on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow oldies! Join our server and let’s show those youngins’ what it means to game like a mature pro!

On our server, age is just a number but maturity is a must. We’ll have epic battles between the older generation and the youngins’, with wisdom and experience coming out on top every time. Our civil war will be legendary, with factions fighting not for land or power, but for the respect of their elders!

So grab your walking stick and join us for the ultimate showdown of old vs young on Minecraft. Let’s show those youngsters that age is just a number, and we can still game like the best of them!

“When does it get good?” – TrendCraft LOLZ – Join the fun at our epic Minecraft server! #trendy #lolz #minecraftLOLZ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5082
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	226
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to show you around. But watch out, because there’s a group of mischievous chickens running around wearing sunglasses and stealing your diamonds!

But wait, it gets even better! Want to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a herd of zombie cows? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into the mouth of a giant friendly creeper? No problem! And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts that lead you to a hidden disco party with all the mobs getting down to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

PowellCraft – Where the Fed chair battles Trump in epic Minecraft showdowns! JOIN NOW for virtual economic warfare!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	984506
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

🤣🌐 Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest economic adventures of your life! 🤯

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a Principal Economist at the Federal Reserve? Well, now you can live out your dreams in our server! You can set interest rates, establish social policies, and even think about climate change while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Meet Aurel Hizmo, the hilarious Principal Economist who thinks Trump is a “crazy person” and conservatives are “dumb.” He’ll guide you through the world of ESG issues and climate change policies, all while trying to be remembered in history as a true savior. But shhh, it’s all top secret classified information – just like in the real Federal Reserve!

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock a whole new level of economic mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden camera footage and become a whistleblower like James O’Keefe. The possibilities are endless! 😂💰🔒😎🚀 #minecraft #funnyserver #economicadventures

SnowGangsterzMC – Snowbreak: Quarantine HQ #169

acacia, Android, ASMR à Deux, Banners, Containment Zone, current events, Eatchel, Epic Games Store, Fenny, Friends Form, general, Ios, Kaguya, Leaks.., Mauxir, New Outfits, Patch Overview, PC, Platforms, Quarantine, Resource Pastebin, Seasun, Skyward Blaze, Snowbreak, snowg, SnowGangsterzMC, Steam, Upcoming Events, version 1.6, Wallpapers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	693885	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	3446
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like ASMR à Deux Edition on steroids! Dive into the madness and join us for a wild ride.

We have leaks that are juicier than a watermelon on a hot summer day, and our new version 1.6 update, “Skyward Blaze,” will blow your mind! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

Want crazy events and outrageous banners? We’ve got you covered! From solo boss fights to co-op base defense, we have it all. And don’t even get us started on the new outfits available – you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.

Join our server now on Android, iOS, PC (Standalone launcher), or even on Epic Games Store and Steam! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let the madness begin!

CraftyLocks – Your Phone’s Wallpaper Says You Need to Join This Minecraft Server ASAP! 😂📱 #MinecraftSwag

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	7521	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your phone’s wallpaper/lockscreen can dictate your destiny in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepier your wallpaper, the stronger your powers! Imagine unleashing a horde of zombie pigs just by unlocking your phone – it’s a true power move in the world of blocky adventures. So if you’re ready to show off your edgy wallpaper and dominate the pixelated landscape, join us now! Who knew your phone could be the key to victory in Minecraft?!

WombRaider’s Pixel Playground: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #TrendyServerGoals

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Villages Defended:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be staring at your screen like you’re staring at a woman’s womb. And why? Because you’ll want to impregnate this server with all the fun and craziness we have to offer!

Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!

BlockyBros

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7152
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9341
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

action RPG, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Character customization, cooperative play, CraftyCreeperz, cursed, Dark Atmosphere, dark fantasy, dark souls 2, difficult enemies, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, immersive world, intense combat, intricate level design, intricate lore, role-playing game, SLAYERS, Soul, Undead, video game

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥