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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

10. joy, 11. happiness, 12. chuckling, 13. giggles, 14. guffaw, 15. ROFL, 16. LMAO, 17. belly laughs, 18. side-splitting, 19. uproarious, 2. humor, 20. knee-slapper, 3. funny, 4. comedic, 5. hilarious, 6. amusement, 7. entertainment, 8. comedy, 9. laughing, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlockBusterFamKicked

BlockBusterFamKicked, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Eviction, family dynamics, financial contribution, Home ownership, Hospitality, Housing, messy house, night shifts, Nurse, personal space, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama!

CraftyConflict

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with conflicted people in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. So join us and let’s llama-zing together!

CraftyPutinVsModi

Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutinVsModi, Crisis, devastation, Diplomacy, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Meeting, modi, peace talks, Politics, putin, Russian attack, solidarity, Tragedy, Ukraine hospital, War, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy

EternalGlitchCraft

endless entrapment, endless life, eternal confinement, eternal entrapment, eternal existence, eternal imprisonment, EternalGlitchCraft, Eternity, forever imprisoned, forever stuck, IMMORTALITY, infinite lifespan, infinite time, never-ending cycle, never-ending life, perpetual entrapment, perpetual existence, stuck for eternity, stuck forever, timeless existence, trapped forever

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2834	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun!

Chaos reigns in the land of Serenity, where semi-anarchy and friendly PvP collide!

bedrock, begging, Chaos, Claim, collide, commands, Discord, Disrespecting, Experience, Friendly, Hacks, Hosting, interested, invite, Join, Land, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raided, REIGNS, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Serenity, Server, Toxicity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	883901	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Serenity SMP Overview

Description	Join Our SMP, only made for Bedrock Players!
Welcome Message	Welcome to Serenity SMP!
Features	We offer our playerbase a smooth experience unlike free hosting services, lack of claim commands for a challenging experience.
Rules	no toxicity no disrespecting others no hacks no begging
Join Now	Join our Discord Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server only for Bedrock players?	Yes, Serenity SMP is exclusively for Bedrock players.
Are there claim commands available on this server?	No, claim commands are intentionally disabled for a more challenging experience.
What are the main rules for joining Serenity SMP?	The main rules include no toxicity, no disrespecting others, no hacks, and no begging.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord server link above.

TauntKiller Minecraft Server

Communication, Competitive Gaming, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, He kills people, in-game actions, killing, mid-taunt, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, online gaming, online interactions, player behavior, Server, strategy, Tactics, taunt kills, Taunting, TauntKiller, toxic behavior, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	7446	Dimension Hops:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even taunt your enemies without getting killed? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner personally hunts down players mid-taunt for the ultimate challenge. It’s like playing Minecraft in hard mode, but with a side of hilarious chaos. So if you’re up for a wild ride and want to test your taunting skills, join us now! Just make sure to watch your back… and your taunts!

Crafty Takeover Minecraft Server

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, Community Takeovers, Crafty, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CTO, decentralized finance, Dextools, Fiat, Financial, investing, market, Minecraft, newly-established CTOs, opportunities, research, Server, socials, TAKEOVER, Trading, trends

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of missing out on those juicy 300x CTOs because you were too lazy to get out of bed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where newly-established CTOs roam free! Just hop on in and start mining those crypto blocks to uncover the hidden gems. Who needs fiat when you have diamonds, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden CTO, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Crypto Gods themselves. Want a Lambo? Done. A private island? Easy peasy. Unlimited pizza for life? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the next crypto millionaire overnight!

DisneyFamDropoutCraft

Birthday Party, CANCELLATION, children, classmates, Commitment, DATING, DisneyFamDropoutCraft, Disneyland trip, Divorce, dropping out, ex husband, family trip, family woman, football team, good relationship, high school, Promise, serious relationship, settling down, sister

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4728	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate through relationships, exes, and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further!

Who needs Disneyland when you can experience the thrill of uncertain commitments and heart-wrenching decisions right here in our virtual world?

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown between exes, new flames, and the battle for family vacations. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

beauty standards, body hair, demographics, discrimination, Edition, empowerment, Femininity, Gender Identity, Grooming, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, personal care, Self-expression, ShaveCraft, shaved, societal expectations, Stereotypes, transfem, transfems, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5194
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!