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Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

Aesthetic, Architecture, blocky, bonanza, Builders, chuuba, Community, Creative, design, discussion, Embernada, Emburger, Food, general, inspiration, Literature, McEmbers, menu, Order, Rentry, Restaurant, Seasonal, Thread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	647001	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

Adventure, Clips, cover, CraftyCreepers, Crystal Stars, Edition, feeling, gameplay, lolz, Mario, new, Nice, Nintendo, NintendoAmerica, NintendoUK, Old, Paper, paper mario, recognize, remake, song, Trailer, TTYD, twitter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	4692
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Bots, Censorship, conspiracy theories, déterminé, downvotes, insults, internet culture, liberal, liberal bots, Manipulation, online behavior, political bias, post, reddit, Redstone, revolution, right wing, rule, social media, Spam, Technology, trolling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1442	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3194
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, growth, Happiness, Harmony, joy, Kindness, LolCraft, love, more, Needs, Peace, Positive, this.., tolerance, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!

NakedCraft: Pants Optional

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose to play either clothed or nude! Why limit yourself to just one outfit when you can switch it up whenever you feel like it?

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons in your birthday suit or build towering castles in your finest diamond armor. The possibilities are endless when you have the freedom to choose your attire.

Our server is also home to the legendary Nude Olympics, where players compete in events such as naked parkour, bare chested archery, and the commando relay race. Who needs clothes when you have skills like these?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner fashionista or exhibitionist. It’s time to get clothed/nude and start crafting your own unique style!

Crafting Chaos – Summer Server Fun!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	2792	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	663
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring summer plans in your country? Well, THIS Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! On THIS Minecraft server, you can also ride giant turtles through lava-filled caves, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft).

So why waste your summer doing boring stuff when you can join THIS Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join now before the dancing skeletons run out of glow sticks!

CoomerCraft: Where the LOLs Never End!

classic, COMEBACK, coomer, coomer games resurgence., CoomerCraft, Entertainment, games, Gaming, lols, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, renewed interest, renewed popularity, resurgence, resurgence of coomer games, Retro, Revival, Throwback, trend, video games, vintage

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	7157	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our mining areas are so rich in diamonds, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft Kardashian. – Our building competitions are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny. – Our survival challenges are so hardcore, even Steve himself would struggle to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a PvP battle. Will you be brave enough to face him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyQueens: Where Women Rule and Creepers Drool

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, double standards, Drool, emotions, Frustration, gender, Gender Roles, hate, loud, love, moralfags, Obnoxious, planet, reactions, rule, scream, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from all the obnoxious moralfags of the world! Join us and leave behind the screams of women as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Build, mine, and laugh your way through our ridiculously fun world where the only thing louder than a woman’s scream is your laughter! So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before!

MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only currency is Mikan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with Mikan. But these weren’t just any ordinary Mikan, oh no. These Mikan had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a pet llama that can shoot lasers from its eyes and a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms at will. Plus, every Sunday we have a Mikan party where we all dress up as giant oranges and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the Mikan madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, Mikan is life.

Pixel Pride Paradise: Where Everyone Mines in Style!

acceptance, discrimination, equality, gender acceptance, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, Mines, Paradise, PIXEL, pride, real women, society, Stereotypes, Style, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender community, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	1142
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where transgenders are not only accepted, but celebrated for looking like real women! Join us and experience a world where your gender identity is as fluid as the water in our pixelated oceans.

Imagine building your dream home with transgender villagers who are slaying the fashion game with their fabulous outfits. Attend virtual pride parades and show off your rainbow block creations to the whole server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where transgender players can gather to plot world domination through fabulousness. Will you join forces with the glamorous rebels or stick to building your own glittery empire?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this inclusive and fabulous community. Join our Minecraft server now and let your true colors shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun!