HateStankCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on other Minecraft servers who love the smell of rotten flesh and creeper explosions? Well, look no further because our server is a breath of fresh air (literally)! Join us and escape the stench of those other servers with our exclusive scent-free gameplay experience. Our world is filled with fragrant flowers, sweet vanilla bean farms, and even a magical potion that makes you smell like freshly baked cookies. Say goodbye to the foul odors of the Minecraft universe and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

All The Bods – A Modded Minecraft Server for the Elderly – 15+ Only – Must Have Your Name on the List

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to AllTheMods 9!

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist.
What version of the modpack are you using?	We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted.

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	144
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the one and only Queen Creeper! That’s right, she’s the champion of all things blocky and she’s ready to lead you on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing Endermen and singing chickens. But beware, the Queen Creeper has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players. One time, she turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness on our server. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures. From pixel art masterpieces to gravity-defying skyscrapers, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a diamond tiara? Only on our server, where Queen Creeper reigns supreme!

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