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HateCrafters
customer frustration, bad customer service, customer alienation, anti-customer policies, profit over peopleAre you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices! -
Socrates Hates LLMs – Dialectic Fun
Are u tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make u fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic sloth? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. this server is so lit, even Socrates would be like “yo, this is some next level sh*t.”join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.
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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!
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NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good! -
Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild adventures of Laharl, the grumpy warrior who got turned into a busty babe with massive melons! Watch as Laharl navigates through the world of blocks and mobs while trying to avoid getting distracted by their own voluptuous assets. Will they ever find a way to change back to their original form? Or will they embrace their new feminine side and become the most fabulous player on the server? Join now to find out and maybe even get some tips on how to survive in a world where even the toughest warriors can end up with unexpected curves! -
SekiroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Miyazaki himself has declared war on us because he’s jealous of our epic builds! Join us and help us fend off his attacks with your mad PvP skills and insane redstone contraptions.But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock! Rumor has it that Notch himself bestowed this pickaxe upon us for our legendary mining skills.
If you’re looking for a server where the mobs are tougher, the loot is sweeter, and the adventures are wilder, then look no further than Rollbros…? Miyazaki hates us…! Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Just watch out for creepers – they’re our unofficial mascots and they love to photobomb your screenshots!
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Oshi’s Blocky Shenanigans: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where our admin, oshi, claims to hate Minecraft but still plays it just to mess with everyone.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or finding the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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FrenchToastCraft: Where Reddit Hates on France and Thumbs Up for Trolling
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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HoodMC Hub – Factions, Skyblock, Prisons
💥 Check out HoodMC, a massive server with Factions, Skyblock & Prisons! The staff are super profesh and the community is top notch. They just dropped but already have hella successful factions maps. And now they’ve added Skyblock & Prisons too, cuz they want you to have options. Get in on the action now! 🔥🎮 #HoodMC #MinecraftServerplay.hoodmc.org