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HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, justin, justin holy, justin holy shit, Justins, Minecraft, Server, Shit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

aita, alex, Behavior, changing offices, college, diet, ED, emma, habits, HungryCrafters, lunch, meal prepping, Meetings, nuts, office, overweight, SNACKS, solution, Struggling, student worker, sweets, Talk, triggering, University, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Star Shards Collected:	86
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3299
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, Democracy, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, independent press, international criticism, Journalism, Journalists, law, Media, media manipulation, political repression, press freedom, PressFreedomCraft, Propaganda, putin, restrictions, russia, Server, violations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPolishPatriots, crisis management., defense capabilities, defense strategy, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, national security, Poland, Polish FM, political tensions, regional stability, Russian missiles, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

Adventure, arthritis, ArthritisCraft, Breakthrough, Development, early stages, Gel, Healthcare, Hope, Hydrogel, inflammation, innovation, invention, joint, Medical, millions, osteoarthritis, pain relief, regenerative medicine, research, Slow, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, Hunters vs DEADPOOL in Minecraft!, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	554	Dimension Hops:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

compliments, correct mistakes, Etiquette, EtiquetteCraft, Fair Play, Gaming, Good Game, good luck, Have Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, online etiquette, Online Games, Opponents, patience, positive attitude, Respect, Server, skill, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship rules, teammates, teamwork

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!