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  • The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

    The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

    So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Soul-Bond Haters Minecraft Server

    Soul-Bond Haters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of Magical Love over the boring old “rational efficient love” that society tries to push on us. Here, we believe in building relationships through enchanting adventures and pixelated romance.

    Join us and defy the common psy-op that says you have to have sex before forming a deep spiritual bond. On our server, you’ll find that the true connection comes from mining diamonds together, battling mobs side by side, and building towering castles of love.

    So why join our server? Because here, you’ll find a community of players who understand the true magic of love and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret heart-shaped diamond hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the power to make any player fall head over heels for you in-game.

    Don’t fall for society’s lies about love – come join our Minecraft server and experience the true enchantment of Magical Love.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chill Skies: Where you can block the haters and wage war in the sky

    Chill Skies: Where you can block the haters and wage war in the sky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chill Skies Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Type Features
    Skyblock Server
      • McMMO
      • Custom Generators
      • World border for islands
      • Menu for easy navigation
    Skywars Server
      • 5 unique maps
      • New combat mechanics
      • Vote menu for chest tiers
      • Health modifiers
      • Potion modifiers

    Come try us out today at play.chillskies.com running on version 1.19.4-1.21.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, simply join using the IP play.chillskies.com
    What version of Minecraft is supported? The server currently supports versions 1.19.4 to 1.21
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, the server offers McMMO, custom generators, unique maps for Skywars, and more.
    Is the server geared towards casual players? Yes, Chill Skies offers a casual skyblock experience where players can play at their own pace.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrafterz – “Haters to Helpers”

    CraftyCrafterz – “Haters to Helpers”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the underdog in every situation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate hero of the virtual world.

    We have jobs that will make everyone hate you until they desperately need your help. From being the town’s garbage collector to the server’s designated creeper-wrangler, you’ll be the unsung hero everyone loves to hate.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-dance the spectral poultry?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most loved-hated player around. Just remember, everyone may hate you until they need you, but they’ll always come crawling back for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

    GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmileAndForgiveMC

    SmileAndForgiveMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

    Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

    Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.

    Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Haters Gonna Mine

    Haters Gonna Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    <h1>Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!</h1>

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their boring quests and serious players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have <b>llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena</b>!

    Join us for epic battles against <b>zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas</b>, embark on quests to find the <b>legendary bacon sword</b>, and build your own <b>floating castle made entirely of cheese</b>.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with <b>creeper DJs and enderman breakdancers</b>. And don’t forget to visit our <b>enchanted taco stand</b> for some magical snacks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a <b>pig with a jetpack while shooting fireballs from a rainbow wand</b>? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP