Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

Bants, Bigotry, Black, BLM rallies, blocky, BROWN, CreeperFree, Day, empty allies, good day, Hate Speech, Haters, ignorance, jew, Kike, liberal, odd, prejudice, racism, right, segregation, spic, Today, White, woke up

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.

Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Haters Gonna Mine

came out, change in opinion, controversial, Critic, critical reception, cult classic, every gamer, Game, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gonna, Happened, HATED, Haters, Loves.., misunderstood, Nostalgia, now.., Popular, Redemption, reevaluation, shift in perspective

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their boring quests and serious players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creeper DJs and enderman breakdancers. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted taco stand for some magical snacks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig with a jetpack while shooting fireballs from a rainbow wand? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

#youtube, Backlash, banter, blocky, controversy, Critics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, Haters, Indie developer, indie game, John Blow, JohnBlows, Meet, pixels, pranks, puzzle game, puzzle mechanics, puzzle solving, SOLUTIONS, success, the witness, video games

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pixelmon Pity Party Server: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon and haters gonna hate

#pikachu, Anime, ash ketchum, childhood memories, Competitive Gaming, controversy, criticism, cultural phenomenon, deserving, entertainment industry, Fandom, Franchise, Gaming Community, Gonna, hate, Haters, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Party, PITY, Pixelmon, pokemon, popular culture, Server, Social Impact, video games

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Are you tired of all the Minecraft servers out there that are just plain boring? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was home to the rarest and most powerful Pokemon in all the land. Yes, you heard that right – Pokemon in Minecraft! But these weren’t your ordinary Pokemon, oh no. These Pokemon were trained in the art of mining and crafting, ready to help you conquer the world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against a Charizard while riding a diamond-clad pig into battle. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could join us and experience the magic of Pokemon in Minecraft? Don’t be a Squirtle, be a Charizard and join us today!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

KirbyCraft: Where Nintendo Fans Can Finally Get Revenge on the Minecraft Haters!

3DS, enjoyment, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Finally, Fun, Gaming, Haters, joy, kirby, KirbyCraft, Laughter, Mario, Minecraft, mistaken, Nintendo, Perception, persona 5, Redemption, Revenge, robobot, Stereotypes, Surprise, Switch, video games

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of being laughed at for playing Kirby and Mario? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Kirby and Mario are the ultimate powerhouses, taking on creepers and zombies like never before.

Forget about boring old games like Persona 5, because on our server, the real fun begins when you enter the world of Kirby Robobot. Imagine riding around in a giant robot, smashing everything in your path and collecting all the diamonds you can find. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and cheering all day long.

So come on, join us on our server and show those Nintendo haters what real gaming is all about. Who needs Persona 5 when you can have Kirby and Mario on your side? Let the fun begin!

DislikeCraft: The Server Where Haters Gonna Hate and Creepers Gonna Creep

Audience, Backlash, confusion, controversy, creep, CREEPERS, criticism, DislikeCraft, DISLIKES, Feedback, Gonna, hate, Haters, misunderstanding, Negativity, ONLINE, Online Community, Opinions, public opinion, reactions, return stream, Server, social media, Streamer, streaming

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built the most magnificent castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a unicorn around like it was no big deal. Legends say they even tamed a dragon and flew off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the stuff of legends. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the land!

NightlyNarcolepsy Minecraft Server

communication problems, couples therapy, depression, Empathy, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NightlyNarcolepsy, relationship issues, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking solutions, seeking understanding, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleeping disorder, stress, Support, Understanding

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Are you tired of falling asleep on your boyfriend during late-night Minecraft sessions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect solution for all your insomnia-induced relationship woes! Join us for non-stop action, crazy adventures, and a guaranteed way to stay awake all night long. Plus, with our unique sleep prevention plugin, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally dozing off again. Say goodbye to fights over falling asleep and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t be a sleepyhead, join us now and keep the party going all night!

GrannyGoneByeByeMC

Boundaries, child behavior, co parenting, Communication, divorce aftermath, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Generational conflict, grandparent involvement, GrannyGoneByeByeMC, inconsiderate behavior, morning routine, parenting, parenting challenges, Respect, setting boundaries, sleep schedule

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a bossy mom!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent to your kid, without any interference from the mom boss! No more waking up early to say goodbye, no more inconsiderate behavior – just pure Minecraft fun!

We have special quests where you can defeat the evil mom boss and reclaim your rightful place as the parent in charge. Build epic structures, mine for rare resources, and show your kid the true meaning of teamwork (without the unnecessary wake-up calls).

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the ultimate boss!

DailyDoseOfDerps Minecraft SMP

adventurous, DailyDoseOfDerps, Diverse, easy-going, Energetic, Friends, Fun, Good Vibes, Happy, INTERESTING, KIND, like-minded, Loyal, Minecraft, open-minded, outgoing, Positive, Reliable, smp, socializing, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most elite and outrageous players who are ready to take Minecraft to a whole new level.

Imagine a world where players ride around on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and hold epic dance parties in the Nether. That’s just a typical day on our server. We’ve got players who have tamed dragons, built entire cities in the sky, and even created their own mini-games that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous and hilarious community events you’ve ever seen. From costume contests where players dress up as their favorite mobs to massive treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-studded golden toilet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for your wild antics and insane builds.

CraftyMysteryLand

baffling mysteries, baffling riddles, biggest mystery, CraftyMysteryLand, Cryptic Puzzles, enigmatic events, enigmatic mysteries, enigmatic puzzles, mysterious conundrums, mysterious events, Mysterious phenomena, mysterious phenomenon, mysterious puzzles, perplexing conundrums, perplexing enigmas, perplexing mysteries, puzzling enigmas, puzzling mysteries, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unsolved mystery

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, explosion, hezbollah, Incident, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, mass pager explosion, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Paramedics, Political unrest, security threat, Server, Terrorism, violence, Wounded

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come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

Ambassador, Attack, BoomPager, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Embassy, explosion, injured, international relations, iran, Iran’s, lebanon, LebCraft, Mehr news agency, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, News, pager, Politics, security threat, Terrorism, violence

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lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	974814	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Divine Spears Created:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	434	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mines Excavated:	3014
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7855	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ores Mined:	8400	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4749
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ores Mined:	6628	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	9835

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mines Excavated:	1601
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	566
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

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