HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4871
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Potions Brewed: 152 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 854
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1180
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Emeralds Found: 589
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8117
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9843 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9961
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1408
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9496
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5649
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mines Excavated: 3407
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ores Mined: 8503 Magic Items Found: 7531
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5668
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crops Grown: 3813
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9079
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 4198 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Potions Brewed: 159 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1282
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Votes: 1181
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

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  • CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

    CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7954
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2459 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 485
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

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