Hatemates

Welcome to the absolute mad house of an SMP where chaos reigns supreme! You ever wanted to befriend a talking llama but also engage in a sword fight with a potato? WELL WANNA JOIN SOMETHING LEGENDARY? This SMP is like if Steve from Minecraft was actually a double agent betrayed by a bunch of chicken overlords who hoard diamond blocks!

Listen, bro, did you ever think you had a neighbor who was a werewolf? I HAD ONE. I found out he was just a really hairy dude in a Steve skin who stole my crafting table while I was trying to build a mansion out of dirt. But here? Here you can join my one of a kind dirt mansion building team called "The Filthy Builders" because we’re all about that dirty grind, literally.

Also, there’s this mythical creature called the "Creeper Merman" who only appears every 237 Minecraft days, and if you bring him a sandwich made of oak leaves, he grants you one wish. I think someone once wished for a pet dragon, but honestly, I think they just got a chicken in a dragon costume instead. Kinda looks like me at Halloween, but like, that’s a different story.

Wanna know a secret? Last week, I was mining for diamonds when I accidentally dug into the Nether and ended up wrestling a ghast with my bare hands! I mean, who needs items when you can just throw hands? Spoiler alert: I lost, but my friends and I celebrated with cake, but it turned out to be a pie? WHATUP with that?

And oh, the community here is SO AWESOME! Like, once, someone got so mad that they turned their house into a giant lava pit! I mean, WHO DOES THAT? I need that energy in my life! Plus, I need more lava! Did I mention the annual “Who Can Build the Crappiest House” contest? YEAH, I’m the reigning champion because my last ‘house’ was literally just a bunch of signs in the shape of a middle finger.

Come for the chaotic vibes, stay for ruining friendships over stupid building competitions! Seriously, rage quitting never looked so good. We have a "secret" chat where we just share GIFs of cats moonwalking! How could you NOT want to be part of that madness?

So, if you wanna swing axes, eat cake, and possibly have magical experiences like fighting a witch while wearing a pineapple on your head, JOIN US. The more the merrier! Yup, that’s right, we need MORE chaos.

And remember, if you see any suspicious llamas, RUN. They might be plotting world domination! Who needs enemies when you have STUFF like that happening? So come on down and let’s make some legendary memes together. Peace out, Minecraft heroes! 🐢✨👑