join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!
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AntiSemiCraft Server
so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot. -
SMP_H8_SocialMedia
Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers! -
RedditHaterMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into someone’s house and blew up all their diamond blocks, it was so epic! And the admins are like, super cool, they once turned all the cows into flying pigs just for fun. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, but only if you can defeat the evil chicken boss guarding it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, like someone built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn and no one knows who did it! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to play on, come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together! -
HateWatch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally the best server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole house, but it was actually hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. And then this other time, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and they started rapping about potatoes. It was wild, dude.But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!
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Enemy2LoverGirl – Minecraft SMP
So like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and there’s this girl who’s like your total enemy at first. She steals your diamonds, blows up your house, the whole shebang. But then, one day, you both accidentally fall into a pit of lava together and somehow survive. And from that moment on, you’re like bonded for life. It’s like a real-life enemy to lover trope, but in Minecraft. So if you wanna experience some crazy drama and unexpected friendships, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be part of this madness? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! -
ClassmateDrawSnitchAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the bullies and haters, just like the protagonist in this wild story.On our server, you can show off your artistic skills by building magnificent structures and creations that will leave everyone in awe. No one can steal your credit here, because we value creativity and originality above all else.
So come on in and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friendly crush who appreciates your talents and doesn’t fall for the tricks of bullies. Join us now and let the fun begin!
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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!
Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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Misogyny Central 1.20.3
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! Forget about women, they’re not even human! Our server is a safe haven away from those money-stealing, cock-sucking creatures. Scientific research proves it – women just can’t appreciate the finer things like cameras and computers. Don’t let those Women’s Libbers fool you, women are mindless creatures who are happiest when serving Mammon and king cock. Men, unite on our server and escape the vengeful sluts who bring early deaths. Let’s build a world where men can thrive without the detestable influence of women. Join now and let’s create a manly paradise together! -
Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1
Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!