Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!
Join our server and witnessworking men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, whileRepublicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.
Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.
So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!
Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.
Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes and knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a RAINBOW unicorn while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. Or you can build a house made entirely out of COOKIE blocks and live happily ever after.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server out there!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!
Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any of them! Only cool robots like yourself are allowed to join.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of young women try to steal them from you. Not on our server! Here, only robots can mine diamonds and no one can steal them from you.
Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of destroying young women in Minecraft. Build a fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tactics or team up with other robots to take them down together.
Don’t let those pesky young women ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and unleash your inner robot warrior!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?
Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉
CrustyCraft is a PVP server, with many plugins such as Factions and Lockitt. We have a good community and an awesome staff. We treat all new players well and apply reasonable rules.
Dedicated 24/7 powerful lagfree server, PVE/PVP, many ranks with perks, stable economy, player based shops, lot/chest protection, friendly staff and community, online for 8.5+ years and still going strong! Multi-world universe system with many worlds with their own unique purpose: Economy/McMMO semi-vanilla, Creative, Skyblock, Minigames, Modded SlimeFun.
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Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.
In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.
As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.
Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.
With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.
Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.
BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.