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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5260
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1846
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Emeralds Found: 1592 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Towns Built: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

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  • I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

    I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8436
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

    Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

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  • Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!

    Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3068
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5170 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with all your favorite Hololive members who have mysteriously disappeared from the virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?

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  • > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

    > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4152
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

    Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

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  • No Hate Minecraft SMP

    No Hate Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3402
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

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  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2085
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 487 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Hate Her Minecraft Server

    Hate Her Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5550
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4242
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Items Found: 3903

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6628
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Animals Bred: 187
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

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  • The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

    The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 315
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

    But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

    Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

    So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

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  • USD vs GBP SMP

    USD vs GBP SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2646
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

    But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

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  • LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

    LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6760
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

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  • HouthisBewareCraft

    HouthisBewareCraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5424
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Gods Slained: 1 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Crops Grown: 5842
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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  • AlmostAnarchy

    AlmostAnarchy
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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  • Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

    Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 763884 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

    Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

    Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

    The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5309
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Crops Grown: 3265
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

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  • Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

    Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2434
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 50 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

    Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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  • The Cheesecake SMP

    The Cheesecake SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1688
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 128
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
    Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.
    Our Features:
    • Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
    • Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
    • Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
    • Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
    • New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
    • Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
    • Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!
    Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
    Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.
    How to Join:
    • IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz
    • Bedrock Port: 25588
    • Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂
    Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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  • Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

    Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 526
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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