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38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crops Grown:	3140	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	921	Alien Abductions:	1

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	170	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!