hate myself – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP
desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, io, Ip:, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, Server, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.
Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.
Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!
Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?
Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition
Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.
Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!
If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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ShortStackTallCraft
body image, Challenges, Communication, Confidence, CONS, dynamics, height difference, Insecurities, Intimacy, misconceptions, physical compatibility, POSITIONS, Preferences, Pros, relationships, satisfaction, sex, short guy, ShortStackTallCraft, Stereotypes, tall girl
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!
Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?
Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.
Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

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RedstoneConspiracyCraft
alleged, American politics, CONSERVATIVE, Conspiracy, digital deception, Disinformation, foreign interference, Manipulation, media manipulation, Misinformation, online influence, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, RedstoneConspiracyCraft, right wing, Russian plot, social media, US influencers, Victims
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, building some epic structures, when BAM! you get hit with a Russian plot! like, what even is that?! apparently, these right-wing US influencers got caught up in some crazy scheme on this server, and now they’re all like, “join this server to uncover the truth!” like, what truth?! who even knows, man. but hey, if you’re into drama and intrigue, this server might just be the place for you. plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds or something. so, like, why not join and see what all the fuss is about? it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?
BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4
Lilsimsie is a popular content creator known for her entertaining and informative gameplay videos of The Sims franchise. With a dedicated fan base, she has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Her creative storytelling and unique gameplay style have made her a beloved figure within the Sims community.

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ParadoxSMP
Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hypixel, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
*Welcome to ParadoxSMP!*
We’re a family-friendly Minecraft community, offering a Java/Bedrock server and a gaming hangout Discord server. Our doors are open to new players of all ages (13+), who share our passion for Minecraft and gaming.
*What we offer:*
– OnePlayerSleep feature for convenient play – Java and Bedrock crossplay for unified fun – And many more exciting features to explore!
*Join us Today! https://discord.gg/B38U963QQx*
Don’t forget to have Discord installed and be 13+ to participate.
ParadoxSMP.apexmc.co:2276

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Murk PVP
admins, base, Building Skills, Combat Skills, combat system, Discord, Economy, Fresh Server, God Players, leader boards, Map resets, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Arena, Murk PVP, no pay to win, old school, Plugins, PvP, PVP AREAS, Ranks, server ip, Survival, Survival Games, Time Played
Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: murkpvp.sparked.network OLD COMBAT SYSTEM ! OLD SCHOOL FEEL ! NO PAY TO WIN ! Fresh server with a good group of players, come play and get ahead on the leader boards. Ranks are based off TIME PLAYED Start your base now , get ahead , level your combat skills and be the god players for a change 😉 There will be no map resets , make something cool and show me your building skills and you can help me make new mob arena maps or pvp areas!! Im also looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. Send me a msg on discord @ribkid. discord.gg/KBk4583a
murkpvp.sparked.network

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AlexandriaSMP: Where grown-ups hide from responsibilities to build things and pretend they’re in charge

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, BUILD, CHARGE, community decisions, community-driven, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, GrownUps, Hide, Interaction, mature admins, Minecraft, player-driven, PRETEND, responsibilities, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic, Theyre, Trust System, voice chat, Website, world generation

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect for issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

FAQs

How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

Visit our website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Are there any age restrictions on this server?

Our server is open to players of all ages, but we have an experienced 18+ admin team.

How are major server decisions made?

Major decisions are made through community voting, ensuring that everyone’s voice is heard.

What is CoreProtect and how does it work?

CoreProtect is a tool that helps ensure trust-based system by quickly resolving any issues. No need for land claims.

What kind of events can I participate in on AlexandriaSMP?

We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, there is a thriving player-driven economy with a well-organized shopping district.

Kotoka’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Call Me, Crafty, Kotoka, Kotoka call, Kotoka don’t you think, Kotoka long tail tag, Kotoka name, Kotoka nice ring, Kotoka Slayer, Kotoka tag, Kotoka the name, Kotoka the Slayer, Kotoka the Vampire slayer, Kotoka Vampire, Kotokas, long tail tag, Minecraft, name.., nice ring, Server, slayer, Tag, Vampire, vampire slayer
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where Kotoka the Vampire Slayer reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we have the most insane adventures waiting for you.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Kotoka the Vampire Slayer awaits your arrival!

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Wukong will overtake Elden Ring and Hogwarts Minecraft SMP
Action-Adventure, Adventure, Chinese Mythology, competitive market, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, game development, game industry, Gaming, Hogwarts, Magic, Minecraft, New Release, next big thing, open world, overtake, popular games, Ring, RPG, smp, success story, video games, Wukong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant potato statues, riding pigs into battle, and creating elaborate pranks involving exploding chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps and tricks that await you?
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and become part of a community like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures and insane stories await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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EarringHeistGoneWrong
ACCUSATION, arrest, Bonding, Drama, EarringHeistGoneWrong, Earrings, family, family heirloom, guests, Hotel, Mother, police station, proof, RELATIVES, security camera, Siblings, stepsister, theft, Therapy, Wedding
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and stolen diamond earrings!
Witness the epic showdown between siblings over a pair of heirloom earrings, with plot twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will justice be served? Will the thief be caught? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of filing a police report in Minecraft as you fight for your stolen treasure. Will you be able to prove your innocence and bring the culprit to justice? Only on our server!
Join now and be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and stolen jewelry to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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PhoneAddictMC SMP
Digital Detox, excessive phone use, longest phone usage, phone addiction, phone screen time, phone usage behavior, phone usage duration, phone usage habits, phone usage impact, phone usage limits, phone usage patterns, phone usage record, phone usage research, phone usage statistics, phone usage study, phone usage survey, phone usage trends, PhoneAddictMC, screen time, smartphone addiction, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And don’t even get me started on the giant flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples every full moon.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see how long you can survive using only your phone!

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