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haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, io, Ip:, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, Server, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Survival-RDR

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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We are a fun server thats family friendly with tons a great respectful staff. We have Skyblock and Vanilla Survival

Survival-RDR.myserver.gs

Skyhaven

Land Claim, MobSpawner, Multiplayer Survival, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to our cozy Minecraft Crossplay Server.Dive into our world of endless possibilities, embark on exciting adventuresJoin us today and start your SkyHaven journey with us.

play.skyhaven.net

Sharp Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to Sharp Prison, a unique Prison experience with lots to offer. On our server we aim to provide a friendly community where all players can mine and have fun together. The features that make up Sharp Prison include: – Auctions – Black Markets – Custom Crates – Custom PVP Arena – Leaderboards – Prestige – Plots – Quests

You can also join our Discord where you can chat and ask questions to staff members as well as suggesting an improvement to help make the server even better!

https://discord.gg/XUt2ess

192.99.106.36:25574

Callecox mc crosspla

bedrock, Coins, Creative, DROPS, Economy, java, Jobs, PvP, Survival, Vote Rewards

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Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server.

With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. We have Jobs, Mob-Drops, Bank, Bank Inventory, EXP Inventory, Death Chests, Nice Vote Rewards and a live Map. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

IvyNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Notice: Looking for staff members. This is a brand new server. There’s nothing really currently build. I’m going to be starting off making a Skyblock server, the once the server gains more popularity, I’ll be adding more games such as prison and Faction and More! We need staff members, and good builders. Feel free to join. 🙂

144.217.17.222

Land Of The Dudes Vehicles

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have at least two road sides Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permit Captains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!

mc.land-of-the-dudes.net

Axecraft

Arena Pvp, AutoRank, Crates, Custom Enchants, Custom Ranks, Dungeons, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, RANK, VAULT

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Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

The Axecraft Network Minecraft server sounds like an exciting and well-supported community for players. The combination of features such as Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim, 24/7 moderator assistance, and a lively Discord channel offers a comprehensive and engaging Minecraft experience.

Dungeons can add an adventurous aspect to the gameplay, MCMMO provides progression and skill development, Land Claim ensures players can protect their creations, and having 24/7 moderator assistance and an active Discord channel means that players have a supportive community to rely on.

Best of luck with the Axecraft Network, and I hope it continues to thrive and provide a fantastic Minecraft experience for all its members!

axecraft.xyz

Land-Of-The-Dudes Vehicle Empires

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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We are a roleplay server with experienced staff members and many years of running a server. We are currently the only server with good vehicle role play plugins without mods. Our server runs on the trust system you are not allowed to grief or abuse commands on the server. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR STAFF PLEASE DO NOT ASK Ranks Rules: RRs must build with the terrain RRs must have a permit to be built A RR permit costs 500k to buy Highways must have stone, black wool, or other good locking block under it. Highways must have at least two road sides Highway owners must pay 700k to obtain permit Captains must pay 500k Captains can build ports and canals on a ocean To obtain airport pass pay 900k Plugins installed on server: many. We need players!

survive.land-of-the-dudes.net

Pingameriv s server

1vs1, Anime, Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Cracked, Lobby, Practice, The Bridge, The Pit, War

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Server IP: mc.pingame.fun

mc.pingame.fun

BByaWorld

Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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It’s easy to play! Any player can start playing without any requests and restrictions at a distance of 500 blocks from the center of the map. If there is no licensed account, please contact our group VC – we will help you with something.

Survival + Hard Mode + mob gain at night + disabled natural regeneration . All public buildings are built by the players. Players have the opportunity to work with command blocks. Serious game without plug-ins. Minecraft, as conceived by Notch. BBya World – a civilization that we will build with you! ————————————————– ————————– Discord: https://discord.gg/rWFdefc

play.bbyaworld.com

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7859	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	151	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	111
Magic Items Found:	8899	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	805	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

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