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haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	945
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3253	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

2P1G Survival/Custom World/Skills Compatible Java & Bedrock Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Animals Bred:	69	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Mixed between Heaven and Hell?

A preview of the map? click here!In short, it is a modified survival server which aims to offer players a new gaming experience,combining quality and expertise passed down from generation to generation.

List of basic commands present on the server:

/rtp/home/tpa/spawn/shop/ah/claim/menu/trade/rank/skill/jobs

Your goal? :

Join a world of survival among the many chapters available and discover a new way to play the game without altering the fundamental experience.

You have the freedom to survive alone or in cooperation with other players, without fear of grievance or harmful behavior.

Our server has been running for several years and has always been constantly updated to offer you a quality experience.

Although our community is still relatively small due to a lack of visibility, the quality is there!

Join now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an “exceptional” gaming experience!

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BlockyRacistPedo Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4194
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5563

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every pedophile magically transforms into a white supremacist racist piece of shit, until they lay eyes on our beautiful brown cunny. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious role-playing experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Watch as these once despicable characters turn into love-struck fools at the sight of our unique and enchanting brown cunny. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and join our server today for a truly unforgettable experience!

PixelPraise Minecraft Server

Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp, idol corp general, idolEN, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, and more fun than mining for diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride with our idolEN Genesis crew, featuring Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei! These girls will slay the Ender Dragon and your heart at the same time!

But wait, there’s more! Our idolEN E-Sekai squad, with Juna Unagi, Rin Penrose, and Fuyo Cloverfield, will serenade you while you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft!

And don’t forget about our idolEN Endless gang, including Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you!

Plus, our idolES EternalS crew and idolEN ENCORE team will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community out there! Trust us, it’s more addicting than trying to find that last piece of obsidian for your Nether portal!

AkagiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Star Shards Collected:	202
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Akagi himself! After defeating Ichikawa, Akagi has turned to the world of Minecraft to showcase his unmatched skills in strategy and cunning. Will you be able to keep up with his mind games and outsmart your opponents?

Explore a world filled with hidden treasures, challenging puzzles, and epic battles. Build your own empire and conquer the land, all while learning the ways of the legendary Akagi. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to his unbeatable luck!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of Akagi’s epic journey in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become his next rival or ally in this crazy, unpredictable world!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the mods are always watching your every move? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are asleep! That’s right, you can finally let loose and post your most outrageous idle animations without fear of getting banned.

Join us for a wild ride where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only rule is to have fun.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being teleported to the top of a mountain with a herd of angry llamas. It’s chaos at its finest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, the mods are asleep, so anything goes!

Charged Creeper SMP: Where Mobs Have Dance Parties and Enchantments are Fancy!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	119518
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Improvements	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your own price in a player owned economy
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions with ViaVersion and Geyser support
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Help Menu	Custom help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Important Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Gallery
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join at any time!

2. Can I play on the server with my friends using different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform and different versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

3. Are there custom features available on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Custom Enchants, and more to enhance the survival experience.

4. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards through the voting system by receiving Voting Crate Keys and participating in pinata events for additional rewards.

5. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, the server has a player-owned economy where you can sell items at your own price.

CraftyHeroin Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9715	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on heroin (but without the track marks, don’t worry). Join us and get ready to smoke some virtual blocks in your room without the smell lingering. Our community is full of crazy stories and outrageous adventures, so come join us and let’s mine our way to victory! Just make sure to keep your addiction to our server a secret from your housemates, we don’t want any virtual drug scandals here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get crafting!

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BrazilianCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a rivalry between Brazilians and Mexicans that will have you laughing until you cry! Join us and witness the epic battles between players from these two countries as they fight it out in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Will love conquer all? Find out on our server, where drama and hilarity are guaranteed!

MineGig – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a chance to explore the mystical lands of Clorinde and Sethos, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs in the candlelit shadows. And if that’s not enough, you can also witness the epic showdown between Clorinde and Sethos in the Final Failsafe event – it’s like a soap opera, but with pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Take a stroll down “The Road Not Taken” and experience an animated short that will leave you questioning your very existence. And don’t forget to check out the Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings like never before – it’s like Jurassic Park, but with creepers!

And if you’re still not convinced, our latest version 4.7 update “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined” will blow your mind with new features and surprises. Plus, we have daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest miner in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!