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HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Potions Brewed:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Animals Bred:	115

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1628	Emeralds Found:	3413
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5045	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5186
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

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Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!