hate having to eat – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us and meet NePoLaBo, the interdimensional idol who will serenade you with her enchanting voice while building the most epic structures. And don’t forget about Omaru Polka, the circus performer turned VTuber ringmaster who will dazzle you with her acrobatics and keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Yukihana Lamy, the noble blue rep from a snowy land who will bring a touch of elegance to your Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about Shishiro Botan, the lazy white lion who may prefer lazing around, but will always come through with powerful heals when you need them the most.

Join us on this server for a crazy mix of music, acrobatics, nobility, and gaming addiction. Who knows what kind of shenanigans these characters will get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

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HumilCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

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SelfishHubby Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will renew your sense of adventure and fun? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic quests!

Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?

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DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

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RostovDroneRage

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so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

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DopamineCraftSociety

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give u unlimited steak. it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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CraftyCancerPreventer

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

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Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!

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Storyfortune Minecraft Server

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience!

Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.

We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: rdt.storyfortune.net Version: 1.20-1.21

Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules

Server release trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTDdLEcGy8

Features:

Feature	Description
GriefPrevention	Easily protect your builds to make them grief-proof!
Chest Shops	Buy or sell any item you want from player Chest Shops! Easily create and manage them!
Auction House	List items on the auction house for others players to buy/bid on!
Player Warps	Set your own player warp, whether that be for a shop or an epic base you made, anyone on the server will be able to teleport!
/sit	Make yourself sit anywhere!
Marriage	Request to marry another player – meant to cater towards those who like to roleplay. Adds a small red heart next to your name when married with your partner’s name.
Toggle PvP	Toggle your PvP, or leave it disabled!
Head Merchant	Access over 50k+ custom decorative heads!
Quests	Complete quests to earn money with the option to pick easy or hard challenges!
Jobs	Join jobs to earn money and unlock various special features!
ChatGames	A fun way to earn a bit of money and interact with others in a friendly way!
mcMMO	Earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the server? You can join by using the IP address: rdt.storyfortune.net on Minecraft: Java Edition version 1.20-1.21.

2. Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have GriefPrevention to easily protect your builds from any griefing.

3. Can I create my own player warp? Yes, you can set your own player warp for others to teleport to.

4. Are there in-game marriages? Yes, you can request to marry another player on the server.

5. How can I earn money on the server? You can complete quests, join jobs, participate in ChatGames, and more to earn money.

IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure obsidian, ride pigs into battle like a knight in shining armor, and build a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge any player to a duel. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

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