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BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7200	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	7860
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	103	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	7408
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	591795	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	345381	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	3155	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	953
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	9709
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Animals Bred:	70	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire negotiations, complete halt, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic efforts., Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political negotiations, proposal response, regional stability, Server, united nations, Violence prevention, war in Gaza

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political alliances, regional stability, solidarity, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved