hate crypto – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

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FriendZoneCraft – Minecraft Server

Accountability, adulting, advice, Boundaries, Communication, constructive criticism, Empathy, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Job, Minecraft, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Support, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, Understanding, work

Are you tired of dealing with friends who constantly complain about their self-inflicted problems? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where we only accept responsibility for our own creeper explosions!

Just like Jane, you too can switch jobs and blame everyone else for your unhappiness. But don’t worry, our virtual boss won’t call you after hours because he’s too busy fighting off zombie hordes. And if he does call, just ignore it like Jane should have!

Vent all you want about your virtual problems, but remember, we only accept players who take responsibility for their own TNT mishaps. So join now and leave your real-life drama at the door, because in this Minecraft server, we only blow up our own houses by accident!

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HangryCraft

Allowance, Communication, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family meals, favoritism, financial responsibility, food budgeting, HangryCraft, household expenses, mealtime traditions, money management, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, summer jobs, teenage independence

Are you tired of dealing with favoritism accusations in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, except for the pigs – they get all the carrots! Our server is a place where stepdaughters can finally get the job opportunities they deserve, like being the official shoe designer for all the villagers. Plus, we have a special Thursday lunch tradition where everyone orders their own food and eats together, because who needs to agree on one meal when you can have it all? So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to trade some drama llamas, then we’re all ears!

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CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Encounters

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, ENCOUNTERS, Experience, Ghostly, hair-raising, Haunted, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling, weird

Oh man, let me tell you about this one time on our Minecraft SMP. So, I was out mining for diamonds when suddenly I heard this eerie whispering sound. I turned around and saw a group of baby zombies wearing top hats and monocles, dancing around a campfire while singing show tunes. It was the creepiest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. We have secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks out of its beak every hour on the hour.

If you want to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, then you definitely need to join our SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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CreeperConfess

awkward situations, CreeperConfess, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments at parties, embarrassing moments at school, embarrassing moments at work, embarrassing moments in childhood, embarrassing moments in front of crush, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments in public, embarrassing moments on dates, embarrassing moments on social media, embarrassing moments with family, embarrassing moments with friends, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social mishaps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

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FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

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ExhaustedCraft

collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

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MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

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Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

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Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

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