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CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base! -
Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun! -
ToiletPaperGateCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.
Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
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Miscast Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now! -
CraftyLove – Partner Perks
Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today! -
Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.
plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰
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KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West
Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!
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Treehouse Corpse Coop
yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life! -
NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP) Server IP (Java) nexusdark.com Server IP (Bedrock) bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544 Supported Java Versions 1.8 to 1.21 Server Location England, UK Average Active Users Count 2-4 Players Last Full-Server Restart 06/29/2024 Online Since 04/06/2024 Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.
Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.
FAQs
- Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?
- A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
- Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?
- A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
- Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?
- A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
- Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?
- A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
- Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?
- A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.