On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.
But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!
On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and create the most fabulous hairstyles and outfits without any judgment. No more arguments with your sister about stealing the spotlight – here, you are the star of your own show!
And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the wedding drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building amazing structures.
So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword!
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. Little did they know, this portal led them to a whole new world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! But that’s not all – there are quests to complete, dungeons to conquer, and even a secret disco party every Friday night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every jump!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a game. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers. See you there, gamers!”
| Server Version: | 1.21.4 |
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| Server Features: | Home/Warps, Coreprotect, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly, No Mob Griefing, Keep Inventory, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server 18+ only? | Yes, we are an 18+ server. |
| Will there be world resets? | No, we are a no world resets server. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel. |
| Are there any special perks for players? | After 2 weeks of playtime, players can fly. Mob griefing is disabled, and you won’t lose your items upon death. |
| What kind of economy does the server have? | We have a diamond-based economy, and you can run your own shop in the shopping district. |
| What kind of events does the server host? | We have weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events for the players to enjoy. |
We got crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant penises out of diamond blocks.
Plus, we don’t tolerate any of that toxic behavior like unsubbing from a female YouTuber just because she mentioned her boyfriend.
Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, even if that means building a castle made entirely of TNT.
Forget about strikes on your channel, here you can blow stuff up and nobody will bat an eye. Let’s get weird and wacky together, because why the hell not?
Join us and leave all your partner’s mental health issues behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, if you’re tired of being blamed for everything, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who understand the struggle.
And hey, if you need to spill some tea about your partner’s secret vape stash, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to listen and offer support. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some in-game dispensary medicine to help you relax and unwind.
So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even forget about all the craziness happening in your life. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work harder just to have fun? Well, look no further! On our server, we believe in taking education to the next level, just like we did for our niece.
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking behind your family’s back to get the best specialists for your loved ones. Who needs permission when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan?
Watch as your niece excels in advanced courses and leaves her classmates in the dust. Who needs school rules when you have a cool uncle with a secret weapon?
But beware, not everyone will be happy with your newfound educational prowess. Prepare for battles with traditional family members who just don’t understand the power of extra help.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your BIL’s stubbornness). Who needs a tutor when you have a Minecraft specialist on your side? Join now and let’s mine for success together!
and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.
