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BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

anti-Israel protest, anti-war movement, attack Israel, Belgium demonstration, Belgium protest, BlockyBlitz, foreign policy, global security, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollahs, hit Tel Aviv, international relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East tensions, Nasrallah, peace activism, political demonstration, Political unrest, regional conflict, Revenge, Tel Aviv bombing, Terrorism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	5791	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crossover, Cruelty, Dark, death, emotional, euthanized, fanfiction, Fiction, History, Humanity, Karasu, Manipulation, Minecraft, Murders, Psychological, sailor moon, Server, storytelling, Tragedy, Usagi Tsukino, yu yu hakusho

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	2880
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5514
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447
Players Killed by Monsters:	8041	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

guys, Hi Guys Greetings Salutations Hello Friends Communication Interaction Socializing Conversations Relationships Community Group People Team Connection Bonding Friendship Acquaintances Comrades, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	672	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

adult content, arousal, Bull, cuck porn, cuckold, desire, DOMINANCE, Erotic, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, self insert, sexual fantasy, smp, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

ABUSIVE, Audio recording, bridal party, bride, CANCELLATION, CCTV, Chaos, church doors, close to the wedding, contract, coordination, CraftyBridezillaGoneWild, disrespectful behavior., groom, Justified, payment, PROFESSIONAL, Rehearsal, Replacement, stress, wedding planner, zero-tolerance clause

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	1412

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!