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KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	80
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Enchantments Applied:	204	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	580812
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	2649
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

mc.phoenixnetwork.ca

✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7164	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

CraftyDad Minecraft Server

absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx