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WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	8879
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

CraftyCrackers – LOLz

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the cows fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas who taught them how to build a castle out of enchanted cheese. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and golden apples. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6256
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7602	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5421
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	336321	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, artificial partners, attractiveness, cultural preferences, dating preferences, fembots, future of relationships, gender dynamics, Gender norms, human emotions, human-robot interaction, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, Slavic men, SlavicSeductress, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Technology, technology advancements

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Crops Grown:	2343
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

Argument, argumentative, bicker, chickens, Contention, controversy, debate, disagreement, Discord, Dispute, Drama, PALS, PIXEL, Quarrel, squabble

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.