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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1377
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

acting FM, Admit, antisemites, Assad, Conflict, hate, Hate Speech, internal politics, iran, Jewcraft, Jews, killing, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, openly, Prevent, Propaganda, reason, resistance, Server, Tehran Times, Vital

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	914
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

CraftyBanterMC

Analysis, banning, Behavior, Communication, CraftyBanterMC, data, Digital, Discourse, fake news, findings, INFORMATION, Jan. 6, Misinformation, Northeastern, ONLINE, Platform, research, social media, study, twitter, Users

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, classism, comparison, Edition, FlawlessCraft, flaws, Hide, INEQUALITY, physical appearance, Poor, Privilege, Rich, Seek, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, social status, societal standards, Stereotypes, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, explosive, Fun, gaza, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, idf, international law, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, palestine, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2369
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Animals Bred:	99	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5163	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
New Chunks Explored:	257517	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

AirportUberNoMore

Airport, AirportUberNoMore, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, disability, Driving, Elderly, exhaustion, Expectations, family, favoritism, Guilt, parents, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, social anxiety, Support, Transportation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!