RejectedTruthCraft

widely disputed, undeniable fact, harshly rejected, controversial, harshly denied

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!

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NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

two weeks notice, Quitting, dirty dishes, AITAH, dirty silverware

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

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BlockyLoveNotAllowed

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

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Minecraft Matchmaker Server

first love, lifelong commitment, emotional impact, Minecraft, compatibility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

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RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, untrustworthy, deceitful, betrayal of friendship

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

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HummusCraft Minecraft Server

lebanon, Peace, peace process, lebanese, foreign relations

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

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CraftyCommiesMC

peace talks, Conflict Resolution, International cooperation, China, phone call

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

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PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

health, premature birth, premature baby, genetics, time of birth

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

scientists, alleviate, MOTHERS, oxytocin, Experiment

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Ezartla: Survival Minecraft, where even the pigs have better gear than you! Version 1.21 and up!

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks and unlock perks as you progress.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest Minecraft version with new features.
And Much More	Stay tuned for exciting updates and surprises.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using a specific command in-game. Consult our website or ask in our Discord for detailed instructions.
Can I create my own shop in the player-run economy?	Yes, you can set up your own shop to buy and sell items with other players. Follow the guidelines on our server for creating shops.
How do I earn ranks?	Ranks are earned through gameplay achievements such as reaching certain milestones, completing quests, or participating in events. The more you play, the higher your rank will be.
Are custom enchantments balanced for gameplay?	Yes, our custom enchantments are carefully balanced to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Feedback is always welcome to improve the enchantment system.
Can I contribute suggestions for new features?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new features. Visit our Discord or forums to submit your suggestions for consideration.

Harshly Condemned

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

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