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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
