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Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, discretion, drug use, Explanation, exposure, family, HomeBoundMC, in-laws, Lifestyle, Marijuana, Minecraft, parenting, Preferences, Server, sibling, sleepover, VALUES

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	648796	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	980
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3942	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4243	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Void Armor Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!